You ever read Nietzsche?
Nietzsche says, there are two kinds of people in the world.
People who are destined for greatness,
like Walt Disney and Hitler,
and then there's the rest of us.
He called us "the bungled and the botched."
We get teased. We sometimes get close to greatness,
but we never get there.
We're the expendable masses.
We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin.
You want to hear the new title of my biography, my little Italian friend?
"It Was No Fuckin' Picnic."
You like it?
Il Nova Esta Fuckin' Picnic-O.
You're a good kid. You just say "No" to drugs.
You ever get the feeling sometimes
that you're being punished for your sins?